The federal government’s
post-9/11
fight-the-world-invite-the-world policies have finally claimed a deserving
politician as collateral damage.
1 Saturday, delegates at
the Constitution Party national convention in Kansas City, Mo., trounced
pro-war ex-Republican Alan Keyes’ presidential aspiration by a 3-1 ratio.
Instead, the party nominated the Rev. Chuck Baldwin of Florida, whom
I’ve known of for years, through my contacts with politically active patriots.
2
Baldwin and the party both have been consistent in their opposition to
the unconstitutional wars Dubya’s regime wages in Asia.
3
The convention outcome is Keyes’ second-biggest humiliation, after
losing to Barack Hussein Obama in the 2004 Illinois U.S. Senate race.
4
Keyes has close ties to the “neoconservatives” – Trotskyite Marxists who
see the United States as a convenient vehicle for world revolution.
5
Meanwhile,
connoisseurs of political Schadenfreude
can delight in the continuing travails of the post-libertarian Libertarian
Party. Wes Benedict is stepping down from the Libertarian National Committee.
He blogged that he thought the LP hadn’t done “anything really stupid this
term….”
6 Wes has a droll sense of humor, but that claim
is a bit much.
The party’s problems that I delineated since my last extended writings
about the LP – the equivalent of pounding one’s shoe on the podium at a
diplomatic conference – have festered without correction during the same
term Wes writes of.
7 Moreover, these uncorrected problems
have turned recent LP developments into new problems instead of the advantages
they otherwise would be.
Specifically, the
Reform Caucus’ gutting of
the party platform at the 2006 Portland convention has
lowered the barriers for presidential candidates.
The existing collection of turkeys have been joined by contenders who are
better known but still insufficiently libertarian or possessing severe personal
flaws.
8
The best of the lot, Bob Barr, a Libertarian National committeeman
and former U.S. representative, is also a thrice-divorced ex-Central Intelligence
agent. The latter two aspects render him morally unfit for a position of
public trust or responsibility.
9
Former Alaska U.S. Sen. Maurice “Mike” Gravel has joined the formerly
Libertarian Party to seek its presidential nomination. I’ve described Gravel
as libertarianistic before,
10 but that’s by the standards
of the contemporary Democratic Party. In fact, Gravel criticized the Democratic
Party as “no longer the party of F.D.R. It is a party that continues to sustain
war, the military-industrial complex and imperialism – all of which I find
anathema to my views.''
11
By his comments, Gravel seems unaware of FDR’s role in establishing
the corporatist, managerial-therapeutic, warfare-welfare state.
12
Moreover, modern American libertarianism emerged from the Old Right, the
authentic opposition to the New Deal.
13 Even so-called
“left-libertarians,” a group of people who have trouble getting auto insurance
because it’s tough for them to drive with their heads up their asses,
know enough to oppose FDR’s agenda.
Most recently, Mary Ruwart announced her bid for the nomination.
14
I’ve read her work and seen her speak.
15 I’m unimpressed. No, we can’t all get along. That’s
why politics exists. It’s consistent with her coming across as an exceptionally
obtuse Boomer-age woman.
16 Our country and our republic
are in peril. Don’t send a woman to do a man’s job.
17
These turkeys join the likes of "reformer" George Phillies.
18
Every time he opens his mouth, he comes down on the wrong side of a policy
issue and antagonizes another group of delegates.
19
Elsewhere, the surviving presidential candidates from the establishment
duopoly have been continuing the same antics since
I last wrote about them. All else is
snarky detail.
On the Town
Mar. 8: I felt well enough after surgery to dine with Rick McGinnis
and
Paul Farris. Paul invited me to a overview
presentation by Bob Schulz of We the People Foundation at Brave New Bookstore
on The Drag near Martin Luther King Boulevard. Schulz's presentation was long,
basic, and frustrating. Frustrating, because he understands that like-minded
groups must coordinate, instead of operating in vacuum, for results. But
he doesn't see the need to coordinate with a political party for multifaceted
effectiveness. Rick raised that issue during the Q&A part.
Afterward, Rick and some disgruntled Republican woman joined us at El
Mercado. Rick monopolized the conversation, and I had the odd sensation of
hearing my rants from someone else's mouth. He castigated the LP for not
having any balls, and said he's been butting heads with Wes and Pat Dixon
over the need to play more hardball against the duopoly.
Unfortunately, he also thinks that's the political endpoint, instead
of an intermediate strategy toward Libertarians occupying office. When I
could get a word in edgewise -- itself in between mouthfuls of enchilada
-- I tried to hip Rick to the connections: Me, Rick, Pat and Wes are talking
about the same thing, but emphasizing different steps in the continuum. I
think the other three are confusing the steps as contradictory strategies:
A vs. B, instead of 1) A, then 2) B toward the ultimate goal of Z.
However, Rick was in full vent mode and couldn't process my input, at
least immediately. Based on that same dinner, in six months he may be saying
the same thing as me. I know Paul picked it up a lot faster.
20
On the other hand, the last time I saw Wes, at the
Austin Tea Party, after Angela Keaton had
passed along my last complete critique of the LP, he flinched like
I was about to whack him on the street.
Apr. 17: Two transplanted Miami Cubans, Manny and Guillermo,
started chatting me up at Dallas Nite Club while I was on the prowl for
dance partners. They were nice enough guys, but I probably seemed aloof
because they were chatting me up while I was on the prowl for dance partners.
“¿Hables espanol?” Manny asked.
“Un poquito,” I said.
“Are you Puerto Rican?” Must’ve been the lighting.
“He’s not Puerto Rican,” Guillermo said. “He’s American.”
“But you know what they’re singing about, right?” Manny asked.
“It’s generally one of three topics,” I said. “The singer’s singing
about a woman, he’s singing about the music itself, or he’s singing about
Puerto Rico.”
Manny laughed and shook my hand.
Austin Death Watch
A new study concludes downtown Austin might have almost 1,000 underground
storage tanks with gasoline, oil or chemicals, similar to the one that
polluted Waller Creek in January.
21 The situation is a convenient
metaphor for the city under the ruling elite: high-minded rhetoric and
grandiose schemes atop concealed problems and slimy deals.
For example, on Mar. 24, the sheriff’s department arrested a double-chinned
philanthropy president-turned drug informant a second time for cocaine
possession.
22 In other police matters, the Austin Police
Department thinks it might be owed nearly $900,000 for overtime and policing
special events, but it’s not sure, because its records are a mess.
23
This could be what sinks the police department. Killing unarmed suspects,
beating sleeping vagrants half to death, fucking on the job, robbery, stealing
drugs out of the evidence lockers, and protecting drug dealers – that’s
just fun and games. But people owing and not paying up – that’s serious.
24
Joggers found the body of an Arab school teacher, under FBI investigation,
floating in Lady Bird Lake with his hands and legs bound and tape over his
eyes. Austin police have already ruled the death a suicide; doubtless, conspiracy
theories are circulating, fueled by an e-mail sent by the head of the local
American Selective Civil Liberties Union.
25
Nearby, insufficient parking and traffic to four simultaneously events
held between the lake and Barton Springs Road created massive gridlock
Apr. 20. The Statesman reports more than 250 people couldn’t even retrieve
their tickets to an opera performance at the new $77 million Long Center.
City officials had worried 10 years ago that parking was insufficient, but
the neighborhood association blocked a taller garage. Only now is the City
considering not scheduling events all at once.
26 Maybe it
should’ve considered not being involved in such matters 10 years. Also, the
Statesman left unmentioned the City’s narrowing of Riverside Drive from four
lanes to two.
27 All this contributes to why I seldom visit downtown
anymore.
Meanwhile, Cap Metro board Chairman Lee Walker is retiring. As the Apr.
4 Chronicle put it: "When Walker first came to the board in 1997, he inherited
an agency in the throes of a crisis that threatened its very existence.
At the time, Cap Metro was riddled with corruption and facing federal indictments.
There was talk of dissolving it altogether….”
28 And now? The same
Chronicle also reports Cap Metro is fending off protests from the handicapped
for eliminating their special transportation while rolling out the $100-million
commuter train.
29 The same reporter wrote both stories,
but he was perhaps too polite to reference each. For its part, the Chronicle
saved its venom in that issue over a corporate donation to establish a chair
for the study of objectivism at UT’s Philosophy Department.
30
A federal appeals court, ruling in matters that don’t concern it, upheld
and tightened Austin’s smoking ban.
31 At the same time, authorities
have banned smoking in Beijing for the Olympics.
32 In
other words, our local officeholders are no better than foreign Communists.
Speaking of local officeholders, the Chronicle writes that “Rather like
a family giving up a son to military service, Austin has sent its mayor
into the international fight against global warming.” Translation: Mayor
Will Wynn,
unindicted assailant, and typical
Austinite buttinski, is spending our tax dollars to attend hearings and
conferences where he can run his mouth about how great it’ll be when other
people are forced to do what he wants. If this is the equivalent of war,
like the Chronicle writer’s metaphor says, can we try the environmentalists
at Nuremberg after the good guys win?
33
The Apr. 21 Daily Texan commendably dissects Paul Foster, a University
of Texas regent, director of UT’s Investment Management Co., and oilman whose
apparent cartelizing behavior – in contrast to the free-market rhetoric of
that breed – has been sanctioned by the Federal Trade Commission.
34
However, the short op-ed might have briefly distinguished between a monopoly,
which has never existed in the oil industry, and a cartel, which does exist
but has to be propped up by government support for its participants to benefit
from their rigging the market.
35 In Texas, that means the
Railroad Commission, which was the inspiration for OPEC, an international
cartel.
36 The op-ed might further have pointed out the nature
of initially independent outside regulatory agencies to be captured after
a few years by the industries they regulate.
37
Further down the corporate ladder, Dell is closing its desktop computer
manufacturing plant in North Austin and shedding 900 jobs.
38
It’s the biggest Dell layoff
since 2001. AMD
is cutting 215 local jobs.
39 Meanwhile, the Smokey Denmark
Sausage Co. is relocating from East Austin to Cedar Park because the City
of Austin won’t allow the company to expand, its vice president told the
Austin Business Journal.
40
Likewise, a developer blames the City’s review process for stymieing
a $40 million, 650-acre housing development southeast of the airport. The
development isn’t even within Austin, but within an “extraterritorial jurisdiction”
that lets city bureaucrats boss others around beyond city limits. This kind
of thing is so commonplace the story ran inside the Business Journal.
41
Cultural Canapés
I was going to see the movie “10,000 B.C.,” but it received so many
bad reviews, characteristically saying the “C” stood for “crap.”
42
Instead I looked at myself in the mirror while dragging my knuckles on
the floor, grunting, and saved seven bucks.
43
Angsty character actor Paul Giamatti
is John Adams in HBO’s
new miniseries. This is the wildest Founding Fathers casting since Harvey
Keitel played Thomas Paine.
44 Viewers learn the undeclared war
with France in 1798 started when the French ambassador insisted on serving
merlot at a state dinner.
45
Music Notes
Dad’s new CD of bluegrass instrumentals, “Lost Tribe,” is now available
through CD Baby and iTunes.
46
Media Indigest
In its Mar. 21 edition, the Chronicle gloats for the umpteenth time
at the Statesman’s misfortunes. The latter rag dropped the weekly TV listings
supplement, an excuse for the Chronicle columnist to claim “clueless managers
continue to make dumbass decision after dumbass decision, using tactics
that were crowd-pleasers in 1982.”
47 You’re one to talk, Chronicle.
Many of the same valid criticisms leveled at the Statesman also apply to “alternative”
weeklies.
So do many of the same problems. But
you wouldn’t know that reading the Chronicle’s media coverage.
An editor says his new local magazine, Odic Force, takes its title from
the prhase “coined in the 19th century by Baron Dr. Karl Von Reichenbach,
a true renaissance man who was conducting studies in vitalism, a pseudoscience
wherein he theorized that all living things emitted a powerful field of
energy that could be seen under the cloak of dark… [W]hile the Baron’s theory
was never given much clout … we here at Odic Force magazine think this energy
is alive, well, and thriving inside the creative people and processes of
Austin.”
48 However, in the same issue, an article broaches
the possibility that Austin’s casual attitude may be hindering the advancement
of Austin’s film industry.
49
Ted Turner, college washout, ex-drunk, anti-Christian bigot, failed
husband, and spendthrift, continued his twilight attempts at brownnosing
his way into the global elite, despite being a old cracker from the South,
by declaring to the Church of Global Warming that most of mankind will
be dead by mid-century and the few left will be cannibals.
50
His statements about this presumed development omitted the fact that
alleged global warming will kill sanctimonious, power-lusting environmentalists,
too.
51 We can kill and eat those still alive, although given
their pathetic vegetarian diets, they’ll probably be about as meaty as the
typical buffalo wing. (Moreover, if we’re dead, we won’t have to listen to
them anymore.) Also left unsaid by Turner: various barbecue recipes that
can be used for such meals.
Neighborhood News
One recent night, I entered the nearby H-E-B just as the PA system began
playing James Brown’s “Super Bad,” complete with free-form sax soloing.
52
If you saw this happen in a movie, you’d think it was contrived. For
the record, the only thing super bad about me was my cold, which is why I
was at the supermarket.
A branch of IBC Bank at The Domain held its grand opening on Mar. 30.
53
A San Diego real estate investment firm bought three buildings at the Braker
Center.
54 Fuddruckers plans to open in the strip mall under
construction at Kramer Lane and Burnet Road.
55
Consumer Reports
After
driving my car for nearly a year,
I’ve determined that the design changes to the model for safety’s sake
are a wash in terms of safety. This version has side-curtain air bags,
which means the side curtains are wider than on older models. Increasing
the width of the side curtains has created blind spots in the front of the
car. Not something you want to contend with, especially driving in heavy
traffic.
Changes in my preferred brick-and-mortar retailers have forced me to
order pants via the Web. For some reason, this item has no e-commerce cost
advantage, unlike with books, CDs, inkjet cartridges, stereo components,
or even dress shirts or neckties.