In the waning hours of Nov. 4, in the 219th year of the federal republic,
election officials in the mainland states of the Pacific Rim determined
that majorities of their respective voters had opted for slates of electors
pledged to U.S. Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill. That determination gave Obama
more than the 270 electors needed for the Electoral College vote on Dec.
15. After two years, the 2008 presidential election was effectively
over.1
The president-elect, regarded by his supporters as some sort of black
messiah, used his superior campaign organization,2 informed by
his study of Saul Alinsky’s political organizing theory;3
$750 million in campaign funds from corporate and financial donors,4
including the nuclear power industry5 and Goldman Sachs, whom
he voted to bail out;6 and favorable media coverage,7
to successfully exploit Republican missteps and public discontent with current circumstances
to beat upper-chamber colleague John McCain like one of his North Vietnamese
captors.8
For his trouble, he was insulted by the No.2 figure in Al-Qaeda, and Ralph
Nader, a couple of ragheads.9 Don’t they know his middle
name is Hussein?
Among other things, at 47, Obama’s a member of the 13er generation.10
Rather than harkening to small-town America,11 his persona is
one that’s urban and looks comfortable in $1,500 suits.12
So much for the good points.
The spawn of a kleptocratic Kenyan13 and a flaky white Marxoid,14
and the first, among several presidents, to actually have admitted to cocaine
use,15 Obama is also a Chicago politician, and a member
in good standing of what Chicago Tribune columnist John Kass terms “ ‘The
Combine,’ the back-scratching bipartisan ruling class of the state,” dedicated
to ripping off the Illinois public at large, and “always looking for people
to be the public face of the system.”16
He’s young enough to know better. Instead, his likely policies that we
can tease out from his scarce writings and earlier utterances when he was
slightly less guarded are continuations of the stale, failed plans from earlier
generations.17 Whether he truly believes in this worldview, whether
he’s been so immersed in it in his formative years that he can’t conceive
alternatives, or whether his past drug use has crippled his mind to the point
he can’t conceive alternatives, impending disaster is the commonality. Already
the racial blocs that supported him are squabbling over spoils.18
His executive branch picks? A bunch of Clinton and even Bush administration
retreads, including Hilary Clinton.19 Hectoring, hysterical,
self-righteous, prone to violent solutions, and possessing the reverse Midas
touch: She’s perfect for the State Department.20 Like a couple
of her predecessors, she’ll run at the mouth like a broad when she’s abroad,
confirming to foreigners that American women are just dumb clucks and American
men even dumber for letting them act that way.21 I’d like
to apologize in advance to you foreigners. At least your taxes don’t pay
her salary.
Obama’s making a big mistake letting the Clintons back into the executive
branch. Those grifters are nothing but trouble and he’ll catch flack even
he won’t deserve.
Overall, the modern presidency, deemed by scholars to have begun with
FDR, has a record of chewing up its occupants.22 Soon,
Obama’ll wonder why he sought the job. Many of his predecessors deserved
it, but he may be the first one to end his term dangling from a lamppost.
From which he won’t come back to life after three days.23 Alternately,
he could end up like his counterparts from Haiti24 or Liberia.25
Given the propensity for federal politicians to screw over their grassroots
supporters by implementing the policies of their opponents, America might
possibly be better off with Obama as president than McCain. We can only hope.
It’s better than four years of preening from Obama’s smug asshole supporters
(e.g., the commentary in the Nov. 28 Austin Chronicle). In response, the
rest of the American public began stockpiling guns and ammunition.26
However, if you, dear reader, can resist the pseudo-mores that result
in you being smeared a “racist,” we may be able to block or thwart Obama’s
agenda until he is voted out, impeached, or otherwise removed from office.27
Election Roundup
As the second28 (or perhaps third)29 black president-elect
prepares to take the reins of the corporatist, warfare-welfare – come on,
you know the words – managerial-therapeutic state, Al Franken appears, as
of this issue, to have narrowly lost his bid for U.S. senator from Minnesota.30
The man who wrote the censored commercial parody “Placenta Helper” for “Saturday
Night Live” in its glory days has better things to do than help ruin the
country with his ill-conceived social democratic policies that were invented
by killjoys.31
Surprisingly, enough voters remain in California to have passed a constitutional
amendment outlawing homo “marriages” in the face of the homosexual cabal’s
political clout. Many of these voters are black or Mexican.32
Perhaps the cabal minced words too often. Of course, the courts will do everything
they can to quash this amendment.
Bobbing for Fries
At the level of pretend politics, Bob Barr, presidential nominee of the
post-libertarian Libertarian Party, shrugged off his underwhelming performance
in an interview with Reason magazine.33 Maybe he figured he didn’t
actually have to try, since he was front man for a party that doesn’t clearly
stand for anything and whose fake and flake factions,
from the national committee down to the dopiest county chairman, can’t provide
a valid rationale for the party’s continued existence, or even understand
what a political party is for (hint: not “education”). None of them has
confronted the issue of power,34 or the issue of the LP’s true
constituency, and by extension, the National Question,35 and
the worst of them advocate accelerating the LP’s drift into becoming the
party of acid, alien amnesty, and abortion.36
Meanwhile, in the real world, the Constitution Party elbowed the LP off
the ballot in Missouri.37 There, the latter organization is intellectually
dominated, if that’s the term, by Thomas Knapp, who moonlighted as vice
presidential nominee for the Boston Tea Party, a live-action role-playing
game with a moniker more befitting a New England-based chain of eateries.38
All else is repetitive detail.
On the Town
Nov. 7: Fortunately, Pat Dixon did
not attend The Continental Club and engage me in a political conversation.
Otherwise, my critical diatribe in reply might’ve drowned out Allan Holdsworth
and his rhythm section.39
Nov. 15: The dumbass hippie running the sound system marred the
underpromoted Jazz at St. James’ concert with the glitches from the equipment
that should’ve been checked before show time. So much so that the front line
of horn men David “Fathead” Newman and Curtis Fuller never gelled.40
Though the rhythm section was inspired. I left before the encore. I’ve encountered this problem before at Austin jazz
shows, and it makes me wonder whether I should bother to attend the
few we get in this self-proclaimed “Live Music Capital of the World.”
Nov. 28: I wanted to do something different for my birthday. So I
reserved a table for two at Jeffrey’s of Austin, a bistro of renown.41
Then I advertised for a date on craigslist. I received numerous replies,
one of them from a real woman, a first-wave Millennial and graduate student,
whose photo looked attractive.42 The rest were spambots43
soliciting for online dating sites, but they did send some nice pictures.
The date dispelled my creeping melancholy about my age, accomplishments,
and prospects. However, she was one of those women who look worse in person
than in pictures. Nothing against her. It's just that all my past girlfriends
have been gorgeous, and I'm loath to break that pattern. I had to subtly
nix any notion of us dating further without hurting her feelings – while I
was battling a rain-generated allergy – and food poisoning from the appetizer.44
Total cost for the anecdotable evening: $148. It would’ve been cheaper to
wallow in melancholy.
During the rest of the Thanksgiving holiday, I caught up on the fall cinematic
releases: “Synecdoche, New York” is a long, ambitious art film and the most
entertainingly depressing of its kind since “Zardoz”;45 Anne
Hathaway does a credible Angela Keaton impersonation in “Rachel Getting
Married.”46 I also bought some $80 worth of clothes at thrift
stores that are better than anything I found in the outlet malls in the early
morning hours, while most people were still comatose from the holiday meals.47
Austin Death Watch
Travis County’s power elite succeeded in defeating Proposition 2, which
would’ve abolished Austin’s subsidies to The Domain. The Stateman attributes
the anti-Proposition 2 success to a lot of cash.48 But what really
undercut the proposition was the involvement of Linda Curtis, local LaRouchie
good-government whackjob. Avoiding any dealings with her was the one thing
all Libertarians agreed on when I moved here.49 The other participants
should’ve bound, gagged, and tossed her in a trunk for the duration of the
campaign – and beyond.
The local bus driver’s union agreed to a new contract on Nov. 12, after
18 months of wrangling, but not before it struck the weekend prior.50
Bus service was curtailed the same weekend as a UT football game and a punk
music festival at Waterloo Park.51 Both events were next to each
other. Somebody in scheduling or permits at City Hall must have a wicked
sense of humor. Now Austin firefighters have rejected their contract
with the City.52
Meanwhile, a ticketed Dallas lawyer is suing the companies that operate
the red-light cameras at intersections in Austin for violating state law.
Go get ‘em, shyster.53 Bankruptcy threatens the mixed-use Lakeline
Station project at the north end of the local power elite’s light-rail scheme.54
However, the City did hold a Nov. 25 grand opening of the $9.5 million Cesar Chavez Street construction project, a year
behind schedule and triple the original estimated cost.55
The proposed Marriott hotel project downtown that turned into a morass
of failed high-priced payoffs and threatened one of my favorite salsa spots,
has been put on hold because of the recession.56 The owner of
Highland Mall faces bankruptcy.57 Biotech firm Introgen has filed
for bankruptcy.58
An ex-girlfriend of a local bigwig environmentalist is suing him for battery,
negligence, and false imprisonment. Imagine what he’s done to your property
rights.59
Among Austin’s many failures, the Daily Texan has concluded you can’t
get a decent bagel. The local eateries use the same supplier.60
Also, the Austin Business Journal reports this town is among the least prepared
for the end of over-the-air broadcast signals next year. What will people
do with themselves if they can’t watch television?61
Neighborhood News
An early holiday vendor show in the landlord’s office on Nov. 16 also
shut down that office’s regular hours without advance notice, which meant
I couldn’t pick up some packages on a timetable conducive to my life.62
I indicated my displeasure to the increasingly subpar office staff, whose
wages I support to the tune of $800 a month. All I got for my trouble was
static. Fat, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life, except for
those working at AMLI Residential.63
On Nov. 7, KGSR-FM reported two rush-hour collisions at separate intersections
with MoPac Expressway – no doubt caused by the ongoing roadway projects.64
If the projects used illegal Mexicans instead of union deadweight, the results
would be just as slapdash, but they’d’ve been done a lot quicker. On Nov.
16, I witnessed a near collision and near altercation between the driver
of a pickup and the driver of a BMW at the southbound frontage road of MoPac
and Duval Road. Unfortunately, nothing actually happened. Two more idiots
would be off the streets.
Traffic lights have been installed at the intersection of Metric Boulevard
and Bittern Hollow, which also has the egress for the Chez Moi apartment complex. The smart solution
would’ve been to avoid building the intersection and egress at the top of
the bluff, but somehow that escaped the city’s planning department at the
time. So you can understand my skepticism about the department’s new zoning scheme.
The mediocre Rockin’ Tomato Pizza Co. has replaced La Mamma Pizza in the Metric Plaza strip mall.65
A beauty school has opened in the same mall. Its prices are higher than
the schools I usually patronize.
Cultural Canapés
Guns n’ Roses has finally released the long-awaited, much-publicized “Chinese
Democracy,” but I’ve yet to encounter it on the radio, instead of people
talking and writing about it.66 Burt Bacharach also has a
new album. It’s not one of 2008’s better releases. The singers sound generic
and cheesy.67
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Of course, these possibilities are mere speculation as
to what might happen to a figure whom this author has some sympathy. Moreover,
such speculation is actually less intense than curious fantasies indulged
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XL 6 Nov. 2008: 10. 52 Smith, Jordan. “Firefighters Give Contract the Axe.”
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Future Unclear Again.” ABJ 21 Nov. 2008: 5. 55 Ngugi, Evelyn. “Local Projects Come to Fruition.”
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