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Austin Dispatches | No. 153 | July 30, 2012 |
In a variant repeat of last year,
Dad expressed mild concern for me, living
amid the
heat. I pointed out that it’s summer in Texas – the real story would be if
temperatures were unseasonably cool. In fact, a spate of recent thunderstorms
has ameliorated the drought.[1]
Also, I’m seldom far from water and air conditioning.[2]
On the Town
A cover headline of the July 27 Chronicle proclaims Austin
“just one big sausage fest.”
Mr. Fusion was unavailable for comment.[3]
However, my recent social experiences refute the Chronicle’s contention.
July 8: The crowd
at Dallas Nite Club booed a new reggaeton track the DJ introduced. It had the
usual elements plus cheesy ‘80s synth layers.[4]
Word was Homeland Security developed the selection to break terror suspects’
resistance, but even the most hardened torturers considered that excessively
cruel.[5]
July 19: Ed Hardy
T-shirt-wearing mooks overran Dallas and got in everyone else’s way with their
jutting elbows and standing in the pathways between the tables and the dance
floor, instead of finding an unobtrusive corner in which to loiter.[6]
Regardless, I successfully reversed the usual pattern of flirting: The women
became self-conscious and apologetic, on and off the dance floor, in attempting
to justify themselves to me after they noticed my attention.
Eye contact is key. Although I don’t want to hype
the circumstances. Compared to mooks in Ed Hardy, I probably looked like a
better prospect.
Austin Death Watch
An East Texas biomass power plant officially opened July
18. Four years ago, Austin Energy, eager to be green, greenly rushed into a
deal, and agreed to pay above-market rates, which will be reflected in
Austinites paying more green for their electric bills. Even environmentalists
are dissatisfied with this.[7]
This is the same Austin Energy that blames billing errors on a bungled project
by IBM.[8]
In turn, IBM says Austin Energy’s responsible for the problems and the City owes
it $4 million.[9]
The Justice Department is suing one of those local
non-governmental organizations, run by Latins and Arabs, for “fleecing” their
own immigrant kinsmen.[10] The Texas
government is overreacting: These are just indigenous traditions sustained in
the face of an oppressive, hegemonic Anglo culture. Multiculturalism must
prevail.
Police and poverty pimps specializing in street bums are
pleading for the public’s help to solve a rash of slayings among said bums.[11]
I was wondering why I hadn’t see as many of them loitering at major
intersections in the neighborhood, or even begging me
for money. Now that I think about it, this story is like the subplot to the
1972 police
procedural “Fuzz.”[12]
Community Impact Newspaper concludes the City’s bond
packages benefit downtown most, to the expense of everywhere else.[13]
Media Indigest
Lately, I’ve read seemingly a plethora of articles listing
the top cities for this and that where Austin makes the cut. Usually, the
article’s claim doesn’t square with my experience or observations. Now a new
Forbes list proclaims Houston America’s coolest city, which has the Statesman
scratching its head.[14]
Foreign Communist shill Alexander Cockburn, who continued
the work of his ancestor who torched Washington during the War of 1812, finally
died.[15]
His kind can’t die fast enough,[16]
and the libertarians who posted posthumous panegyrics displayed a shocking lack
of political acumen in doing so.[17]
Fuck them, too.
The Onion has finally run out of original shtick. True, the
publication’s premise has always borrowed from Mad magazine’s imagined newspaper
stories, but its July 19 lead headline, “Nation’s Morons March on Washington
State,” is just a reworking of an old Polack joke.[18]
Next the staff’ll be stealing from the Milton Berle and Henny Youngman files.[19]
Business Roundup
The Business Journal reports on a uptick in public-private
partnerships: Texas Facilities Commission P3s are “part of a larger movement
toward private capital supporting public projects, and an alternative to
governments issuing bonds or asking for appropriations – both increasingly
unpopular as budgets are stretched by cutbacks and a sluggish recovery.”[20]
Stripped of Chamber of Commerce happy talk, this is also known as corporatism,
which its proponents and beneficiaries advocated openly from the turn of the
last century until the defeat of the Axis, after which they had to be a little
more circumspect. Too many people knowing the similarities in economy policies
of Progressives and New Dealers with that of their supposed ideological enemies
could raise too many troubling issues.[21]
For example, H1-B visas are a governmental device by which
businesses artificially depress wages and undermine workplace cohesion, and a
new think tank study finds Austin doesn’t even get its share of the federal job
training money that comes from visa application fees. In other words, the
American working man is getting screwed over yet another way by a cabal of
bureaucrats and politically connected businessmen, and their foreign pawns.[22]
The president of furniture store Louis Shanks told the
Statesman that the store’s retirement sale is just to liquidate the existing
merchandise before bringing in new stuff.[23]
A sensible plan: I visited in January while shopping
for a recliner, and decided to keep Shanks in mind if I ever bought the
Palace of Versailles and needed new furniture. Athletic clothing retailer RunTex
is closing its Lake Austin Boulevard outlet. Ironically, I’ve passed by it
thousands of times – in my car on MoPac Expressway.[24]
Neighborhood News
A gynecologist has opened a practice.[25]
At The Domain, a computer manufacturer is expanding and
bailout beneficiary JPMorgan Chase is building a bank branch.[26]
Nonprofit advocacy organization Disability Rights Texas is building a new
headquarters at West Braker Lane.[27]
That’s a perfect spot for the group. Around there, people already
drive like
they’re blind.
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Notes
[1] Smith,
Amy. “No Drought Here.” AC 27 Jul. 2012: 13.
[2] “Summer
Air Conditioning Can Double Electric Bills.” Austin Energy Customer News
Jun. 2012: 1.
[3] AD No. 68n3
(June 21, 2004); AD No. 84n37 (Oct. 10, 2005); Eisler, Dan. “You
Called It Years Ago.” E-mail to Dennis Lucey, 26 Jul. 2012.
[4]
Reggaeton. Ed. Raquel Z. Rivera, Wayne Marshall, and Deborah Pacini
Hernandez. Durham: Duke University Press, 2009.
[5] Danner,
Mark. Torture and Truth: America, Abu Ghraib, and the War on Terror.
New York City: New York Review Books, 2004; Greenberg, Karen J. The
Torture Papers: The Road to Abu Ghraib. Ed. Greenberg and Joshua L.
Dratel. New York City: Cambridge UP, 2005; Greenberg. The World According
to TomDispatch: America in the New Age of Empire. Ed. Tom Engelhardt.
London: Verso, 2008: Ch. 15; Rajiva, Lila. The Language of Empire: Abu
Ghraib and the American Media. New York City: Monthly Review Press,
2005; The United States and Torture: Interrogation, Incarceration, and
Abuse. Ed. Marjorie Cohn. New York City: New York UP, 2011; United
States. Dept. of Justice. Office of Professional Responsibility.
Investigation Into the Office of Legal Counsel's Memoranda Concerning Issues
Relating to the Central Intelligence Agency's Use of "Enhanced Interrogation
Techniques" on Suspected Terrorists. Washington, D.C.: GPO, 2009.
[6] Calderon,
Anthony. “Ed Hardy Vodka Raises the Bar on Taste.” Hollywood Weekly
Feb. 2009: 4-6.
[7] Toohey,
Marty. “Wood Waste Plant to Add to Electric Bills.” AAS 19 Jul. 2012: A1+.
[8] Idem.
“Billing Glitches Still Vex City, IBM.” 21 Jul. 2012: A1+.
[9] Idem. “IBM
Goes After Utility.” 27 Jul. 2012: A1+.
[10] George,
Patrick. “Austin Firm Fleeced Immigrants, Suit Says.” Idem., 26 Jul. 2012:
A1+.
[11] Grisales,
Claudia. "Police Seek Info in Slayings." Idem., B1.
[12] Fuzz.
Filmways Pictures/Javelin Pictures, 1972.
[13] Behunek,
Sara. “Public Investment in Northwest Austin Among Lowest in City, Analysis
Reveals.” CIN 27 Jul. 2012, Northwest Austin ed.: 1+.
[14] Dinges,
Gary. “Forbes Says Houston Is America’s Best Place to Live – Wait,
Seriously?” AAS 28 Jul. 2012: B1.
[15] Moynihan,
Colin. “Alexander Cockburn, 71, Acerbic Writer and Critic.” NYT 23 Jul.
2012, New York ed.: B8.
[16] O’Rourke,
P.J. “A Call for a New McCarthyism.” TAS Jul. 1989: 14-15.
[17] Raimondo,
Justin [Dennis Raimondo]. “Alexander Cockburn, RIP.” Antiwar.com 23
Jul. 2012 <
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2012/07/22/alexander-cockburn-rip/>;
Walker, Jesse. “Alexander Cockburn, RIP.” Reason Hit & Run 21 Jul.
2012 < http://reason.com/blog/2012/07/21/alexander-cockburn-rip>.
[18] “Nation’s
Morons March on Washington State.” The Onion 19 Jul. 2012: 1+;
Reidelbach, Maria. Completely Mad: A History of the Comic Book and
Magazine. Boston: Little, Brown and Co., 1991: 76; Weshinskey, Winnie,
and Bruce Elliot. “Polack Jokes.” Retro Hell, 163.
[19] Milton
Berle's Private Joke File: Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and
One-Liners. Ed. Milt Rosen. New York City: Crown Publishers, 1989;
Take My Wife, Please!: Henny Youngman's Giant Book of Jokes. 1974. Rpt.
Secaucus, N.J.: Carol Publishing Group, 1998.
[20] Grattan,
Robert. “Push Is on for Public-Private Partnerships.” ABJ 6 Jul. 2012: 7;
Price, Asher. “Partnerships Sought to Fund Parks Agency.” AAS 30 Jul. 2012:
A1+.
[21] Dennis,
Lawrence. The Coming American Fascism. New York City: Harper & Bros.
Publishers, 1936; Ekirch, Arthur A. Jr. The Decline of American
Liberalism. 1955. Rpt. Oakland, Calif.:
Independent Institute, 2009:
Ch. 11-13, 15-16; Flynn, John T. As We Go Marching. 1944. Rpt.
New York City: Free Life Editions, 1973; Gilbert, James. Designing the
Industrial State: The Intellectual Pursuit of Collectivism in America,
1880-1940. Chicago: Quadrangle Books, 1972; Higgs, Robert. Crisis and
Leviathan: Critical Episodes in the Growth of American Government. New
York City: Pacific Research Institute for Public Policy/Oxford UP, 1987: Ch.
7; Kolko, Gabriel. The Triumph of Conservatism: A Reinterpretation of
American History. 1963. Rpt. Chicago: Quadrangle Books, 1967; Nisbet,
Robert A. The Present Age: Progress and Anarchy in Modern America.
1988. Rpt. Indianapolis: Liberty Fund, 2003: Ch. 1-2; Peikoff, Leonard.
The Ominous Parallels: The End of Freedom in America. New York City:
Stein and Day, 1982: Ch. 7-8, 10; Radosh, Ronald. "The Myth of the New
Deal." A New History of Leviathan. Ed. Radosh and Murray Rothbard.
New York City: E.P. Dutton, 1972: 146-187. Reimann, Guenter. The Vampire
Economy: Doing Business Under Fascism. New York City: Vanguard Press,
1939; Shaffer, Butler. In
Restraint of Trade: The Business Campaign Against Competition, 1918-1938.
1997. Rpt. Auburn, Ala.: Ludwig von Mises Institute, 2008; Stromberg, Joseph
R. The Political Economy of Liberal Corporatism. Burlingame, Calif.:
Center for Libertarian Studies, 1977; Sutton, Antony C. Wall Street and
FDR. 1975. Rpt. Cutchogue, N.Y.: Buccaneer Books, 2007: Ch. 3, 5, 9, 11;
Sutton, Antony C. Wall Street and the Rise of Hitler. 1976. Rpt.
Cutchogue, N.Y.: Buccaneer Books, 2000; Weaver, Paul H. The Suicidal
Corporation: How Big Business Fails America. New York City: Simon &
Schuster, 1988: Ch. 8-10, 13; Weinstein, James. The Corporate Ideal in
the Liberal State: 1900-1918. Boston: Beacon Press, 1968: Ch. 1-8;
Weissmann, Karlheinz. "The Epoch of National Socialism." Journal of
Libertarian Studies Fall 1996: 257-294.
[22] Zehr,
Dan. “Austin Gets Its Visa Share, but Not Fees.” AAS 18 Jul. 2012: A1+.
[23] Dinges.
“Shanks Store Will Liquidate, Not Close.” Idem., 29 Jul. 2012: E1.
[24] LeBlanc,
Pam. “RunTex Closing Lake Austin Outlet.” Idem., 25 Jul. 2012: B7.
[25] “Now
Open.” CIN Jul. 2012, Northwest Austin ed.: 4.
[26]
“Impacts.” Idem., 5.
[27] “Under
Construction.” Idem.