Austin Dispatches | No. 198 | Sep. 4, 2017 |
After years of smirking at major inclement weather, one disturbance finally disturbed my life.[1] Tropical Storm Harvey knocked out power on my block for 10 hours the evening of Aug. 26 and dislodged the eaves gutter on the east side of my building.[2] The dangling gutter still bangs against the stairwell railing when the wind blusters like Bill O’Reilly.[3] Regardless, when Austin Energy restored the power, my life merely returned to its plight before the storm.
And that’s the best of it.
For example, U.S. Sen. John McCain’s grandstanding
vote to stymie ObamaCare repeal did to my financial future what he used to do to
jets as a Navy flyboy.[4]
Austin Death Watch
Austin and Travis County
have jointly opened a Sobriety Center as an alternative to jail for public
intoxication. This means you should check the center first if you need to
contact one of our public officials, based on their frequent past arrests.[5]
The Aug. 25 Chronicle
reports the City has forfeited more than $9 million in state monies because of
the power elite’s suspect obsession with letting some fag in a dress shit in a
women’s restroom.[6] The same
power elite’s been using Pflugerville for years as a convenient dumping ground
for blacks it’s driven out of Austin.[7]
Now the local papers are tut-tuting over Pflugerville’s newfound racial problem.[8]
I remember when Pflugerville was boring.
Texas Journey and Community
Impact Newspaper both report Austin has predictably embraced aggravating road
designs under the guise of safety devised by the Swedes, a nation of
goose-stepping meddlers, busybodies and scolds who nevertheless let Muslims run
amok in their country.[9]
Knowing our domestic goose-steppers as I do, they
were probably smitten with these designs just because they’re European.
Meanwhile, the Aug. 29 Statesman reports Capital Metro’s train safety control
system costs $14 million more than estimated and still doesn’t work.[10]
Neighborhood News
Elsewhere in the
neighborhood, the Statesman’s Traffic Web page reported collisions at Hobby
Horse Court and Burnet Road on Aug. 21, at Metric Boulevard and the westbound
frontage road of Research Boulevard on Aug. 22, at Rutland Drive and Metric on
Aug. 25, at Parmer Lane and Tomanet Trail on Aug. 28, and at Research and MoPac
Expressway on Aug. 31.
Ownership of Metric
Commercial Center has changed. HomeAway has leased a building at The Domain,
where two clothing stores and a doll shop have opened.[11]
A software company has leased an office at Braker Pointe.[12]
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NOTES
[1] AD No. 54n10
(Aug. 22, 2003); AD No. 84 (Oct. 10, 2005); AD No. 183 (July 22, 2015);
“Harvey Hits Hard.” Nokoa 31 Aug. 2017: 1-2.
[2] Haurwitz,
Ralph K.M., Ryan Autullo, and Rachel Rice. “Central Texas Isn’t Finished
Soaking.” AAS 28 Aug. 2017: A1+; Jankowski, Philip. “Thousands Still Without
Power After the Storm.” AAS 29 Aug. 2017: A8.
[3] Muto, Joe.
An Athiest in the FOXhole: A Liberal’s Eight-Year Odyssey Inside the
Heart of the Right-Wing Media. New York City: Dutton, 2013.
[4] AD No. 194n7
(March 5, 2017); Ring, Deborah. “Throw Out Republican Traitors.” The
Roanoke (Va.) Times 15 Aug. 2017: 7B; Timberg, Robert. John McCain:
An American Odyssey. New York City: Touchstone Books, 1999: 66-68.
[5]
“Headlines.” AC 25 Aug. 2017: 10.
[6] Marloff,
Sarah. “ ‘Who We Are.’ ” AC 25 Aug. 2017: 20+.
[7] AD No. 126n8
(Aug. 10, 2009).
[8] Adjavon,
Tsoke (Chuch). “Black Plfugerville Holds Race Relation Town Hall.” The
Villager 1 Sep. 2017: 6; Flores, Nancy. “Black Pflugerville Leads Forum
to Heal After Virginia Rally.” AAS 23 Aug. 2017: B1.
[9] Benning,
Jim. “Can Vision Zero Make Texas Streets Safer?” Texas Journey
Sep./Oct. 2017: 44; Denney, Amy. “Austin Revisits Traffic-Calming Program
After Efficiency Speeds Up Installation.” CIN Aug. 2017, Northwest Austin
ed.: 13; Huntford, Roland. The New Totalitarians, 2nd rev.
ed. New York City: Stein and Day Publishers, 1980; Lansky, Doug. “Can
Swedish Thinking Make the World’s Streets Safer?” Texas Journey
Sep./Oct. 2017: 40-42; O’Rourke, P.J. Eat the Rich. New York City:
Atlantic Monthly Press, 1998: Ch. 4; Steyn, Mark.
[10] Wear,
Ben. “Cap Metro Tab for Train Control System $14 Million Beyond Estimate.”
AAS 29 Aug. 2017: B1.
[11] Buchholz,
Jan. “Deep Data.” ABJ 25 Aug. 2017: A6; “Now Open.” CIN Aug. 2017, Northwest
Austin ed.: 4.
[12] Buchholz,
op. cit., A7.