Austin Dispatches | No. 201 | Dec. 27, 2017 |
With respect to my family,
Congress gave me the best Christmas gift by finally repealing the ObamaCare
individual mandate in the new tax law.[1]
It’s the first good thing to happen to me this year.
As is, after hemorrhaging
$15,028.36 in compliant medical insurance premiums, a month before repeal I
finally got a break during the 2018 enrollment period because I earned so little
in 2017, partly from ObamaCare’s impact on the job market.[2]
My straitened circumstances
compelled me to research the risk of letting my compliant policy lapse and
returning to a hospital income policy, just in case.[3]
I learned that the penalty hadn’t increased from last year, was still less than
the premiums, and wouldn’t be due until spring 2019, the full collection of
which is the IRS’ sole concern. It was also possible I wouldn’t even have to pay
a penalty, given my paltry earnings. Furthermore, none of this impacts my credit
rating.
Thus, having plotted the
angles, I was prepared to nix ObamaCare as the better option when I met with my
insurance agent Nov. 6. Turns out the feds would subsidize my policy next year.
Of course, a couple of weeks
later, I received a letter from Health Insurance Marketplace objecting to my
paperwork. What it wants are tax forms I can’t provide because either I’ve been
unemployed or because the financial firms won’t mail them to me until next
month. “Among other things, it sounds like you want me to violate the time-space
continuum and provide documents that don’t exist yet,” I told some bureaucrat.
During that conversation, I
was reviewing the forms I received from the insurer. The confirmation letter
referred to one policy, but the ID card and benefits booklet referred to
another. I had to call the insurer to correct its mistake.
Regardless, I feel healthier
already.
ObamaCare’s just one of
numerous external factors combined in a static resistance that’s kept me
unemployed for an extended period: the inherent risk of contracting;[4]
plus a sluggish, uncertain economy; plus the bottleneck of HR-dominated hiring
processes,[5]
in the vortex of online job applications;[6]
plus advertised positions subsequently being put on hold; plus accelerated
turnover among recruiters, the latest generations
averse to responding to calls or e-mails; plus the return of some aggravating
practices by prospective clients, such as indecision, resume harvesting,
requiring expertise in software applications for longer than the software’s
existence,[7]
and requiring skill sets more realistically found in two or three different
people.
You wonder why if I’m so
smart I’m not rich?[8] To get
there from here that’s what I must overcome. I explained all the above to a
project manager during my last job interview months ago, but he sounded
doubtful. The interview was so bad, I wondered whether my past achievements – a
succès de STEM, if you’ll pardon the expression – were just flukes. These flukes
include four contracts where I didn’t even interview.
I’m not the only one so
beset. Five tech writer acquaintances are either jobless or have quit the
occupation, and one’s quit Austin. These are all qualified, responsible workers,
assets to any company or project. One, a friend and mentor of many years, said
it shouldn’t be this difficult to get paying work for which we’re qualified.
Various project managers and recruiters have told me the same hiring practices
afflict those in other occupations.
The real issue is whether
anybody in this thumb-sucking Hooverville has the brains, gumption and influence
to do anything besides wring his hands over my plight.[9]
As a corollary, I’ve thought that if I realized I’d become chronically
unemployable, I’d write an expose of what contracting in the Austin job market
is like. But someone beat me to that.[10]
Bobbing for Fries
In short, my life is
terrible, but compared to people in the news, it’s not so bad.
For example,
Al Franken, comedian-turned-U.S. senator for Minnesota,
will resign Jan. 2 under allegations of sexual harassment. Who’s laughing now,
funny man?[11]
I wanted Roy Moore to win
the Alabama special election for U.S. Senate for the pettiest of reasons: Two
local dipshits usually wrong about everything have fulminated about him over the
years – tellingly, not because of his alleged peckerwood peccadillos, but for
uttering Christian rhetoric in his political career. Their anguish over the
‘Bamas electing Moore would’ve made a beautiful garnish at Christmastime, one to
cheer the cockles of my black heart.[12]
Nevertheless, components of the American establishment, particularly both major
parties and the media, had to put aside their internal differences, work
especially hard and lose their cool just for a narrow victory over Moore. One
more such victory could break it.
Convicted murderer Charles
Manson, inevitable consequence of hippie-style countercultural mores, finally
died, decades after a taxpayer-supported existence in California prison.[13]
Perversely, had he obtained a record deal, his music was bad enough to maintain
a decades-long pop popularity – just
imagine Manson's late '70s disco phase – until today's youth crucified him for
sexual harassment.[14]
Austin Death Watch
Austin’s power elite is
feeling smug again after county voters approved every bond measure on the Nov. 7
ballot. At times like these, I'm glad I'm not making mortgage payments on
property in Travis County.[15]
Bad enough the City Council OK’d an Austin Energy rate increase.[16]
Also, the chairwoman of the City’s Zoning and Platting Commission told the
Chronicle she doesn’t trust the group handling the attempted zoning code rewrite
“to deliver a good product.” The Chronicle buried that bombshell lede in the
middle of its story, itself buried in the Nov. 22 issue likely to be overlooked
in the Thanksgiving rush.[17]
Manufactured houses (a.k.a.
mobile homes) could help alleviate Austin’s affordable housing issue, yet the
City and its proposed zoning revisions have been quietly willing to displace
them through “upzoning.”[18]
The Dec. 15 Chronicle piece didn’t mention this, but mobile homes and their
occupants have always been the subject of a lot of virulent class snobbery.
Moreover, Austin’s cultural arbiters, whom you’d think would be fonder of all
that’s low-class and tacky, seem to have subtly changed their tastes without
anybody noticing – except Austin Dispatches. Now they prefer their low-class,
tacky tastes to also be expensive. Their snobby hauteur remains unchanged,
however.
Speaking of which, the Nov.
22 Statesman reports rush-hour traffic jams along Cesar Chavez Street are
another consequence of the finally completed North MoPac toll road project.[19]
The City Council blanches at a $124 million bond proposal to fix aged, leaky
municipal swimming pools.[20] If even
Austin councilmen are concerned about cost, you know it’s a frivolous waste.
Austin Energy shrugs after water bills spiked in September.[21]
The usual subset of Austin's
power elite moans that a judge sentenced the killer of a transvestite hooker to
only 20 years in prison.[22]
This would be a good opportunity for the power elite to reconsider its
opposition to the death penalty, but it's members either aren't smart enough, or
they daren't reconsider one issue that leads to reconsidering another issue that
leads to their whole worldview crashing down around their ears, admitting they
were wrong about everything, which leads to questions as to what they'll do to
make amends to the rest of us. (For the record, I'm looking to collect from them
what I've spent in Obamacare premiums that they supported, plus compensation in
lost wages, at my top hourly rate, going back 21 years from their crippling the
economy, plus the cost of repairs to my cars because they couldn't be bothered
to maintain local roads despite all the taxes we pay, plus compensation on my
Austin Energy bills, plus a 20 percent aggravation surcharge on all of the
above, plus a 20 percent – call it a stupidity tax – on all of the above, to
drum the lesson into their skulls. If collecting what they owe impoverishes them
and they die in the gutter or turn to selling blowjobs at Rundberg Avenue to
survive, so be it.[23]
They’ve tried to impoverish us.)
After a year without a City
manager, whereupon municipal matters were no worse than usual, the Council hired
a replacement who:
… [M]ust also smooth over relations with a
ticked-off Austin Police Association that just last week saw council members
reject the agreed-to terms of a working contract for the first time since the
city and police union first started operating with meet-and-confer agreements in
the late Nineties. (Among those interim heads is Police Chief Brian Manley,
which means [new City Manager Spencer] Cronk must consider hiring the union’s
actual boss – or replacing him with an out-of-towner – while simultaneously
overseeing what will undoubtedly be a long and testy negotiating period with a
body of cops determined to prove that the city has made a grave mistake.[24]
A fired fireman faces
charges of furtively videotaping a fire station’s women’s locker room.[25]
On the Town County
Nov. 10:
I bought some toiletries at the newly opened Aldi
grocery store in far Pflugerville. The chain’s practice of charging a quarter to
use a shopping cart irritated me.[26] I doubt
I’ll return. To and from the store, I marveled at the development along
Farm-to-Market Road 685. I remember when its intersection with Parmer Lane had
nothing but potential.
During the same excursion, I
noted a Nigerian restaurant has opened in Pflugerville. However, given the usual
low caliber of surviving eateries in that burg (notable exception: Baris Pasta &
Pizza), that may not be a stellar example of culinary diversity or Nigerian
cuisine. Moreover, given its location – in a strip mall along 12th
Street that in all the years I’ve visited Pflugerville has hosted a succession
of failed restaurants and other businesses that look like they’re failing – the
restaurant may be closed by the time you read this. (On the other side of 12th
is an office building that’s always looked abandoned in all the years I’ve
passed it.)
Nov. 14:
For the first time in years, I attended a job fair.
Post-tech boom, I didn’t think they could be any
more pathetic, but this time the sponsoring companies didn’t bother to show. I
suited up for nothing.
Nov. 22:
While walking in the Wooten neighborhood, I found
a penny.
Nov. 24:
For variety’s sake, I mistakenly attended the
Blue Genie Art Bazaar.[27]
The handcrafted items for sale made me long for mass-produced plastic goods
manufactured by suicidal slave laborers in mainland China.[28]
Also, I caught a flu from the credulous cretins milling about the fair.
Nov. 25:
Austin Public Library’s new central branch has
cramped underground parking at such a steep incline that the patrons fleeing
before the complimentary half-hour expired idled furiously waiting for the
lead vehicle to turn left against traffic, then rolled back toward the next car before accelerating and stopping for a repeat. Above ground, the staircases
connecting the floors are equally steep, also narrow and squeaky. Furthermore,
the atrium means there’s less floor space for bookshelves than you should expect
from a library.[29]
Christmas:
While walking in the Hancock neighborhood, I
noted relatively few Christmas decorations, but many signs opposing CodeNext.
Dec. 26:
I lunched
in South Austin with a friend visiting from Wisconsin. A good time was had by
all.
Bevo and Butt-Heads
According to the Dec. 6
Hilltop Views, St. Edward’s University’s sleazy reliance on cheap illegal
foreign labor, now staying away for fear of deportation, has delayed the
completion of a new dormitory. Students quoted in the article complain of having
to stay in a smelly, dangerous, vermin-ridden motel off Interstate 35 in the
meantime.[30] My heart
bleeds, college kids. Wait until your landlord forces you from your apartment so
it can remodel, and continues to botch its basic services.[31]
Neighborhood News
The Statesman’s Traffic Web
page reported collisions at Burnet and McNeil roads on Nov. 15 and at Parmer
Lane and Scofield Farms Drive on Nov. 17, at the MoPac Expressway southbound
frontage road and Parmer on Nov. 28, and at Braker Lane and Metric Boulevard on
Dec. 1, on Highway 183 southbound near Burnet on Dec. 7 and Dec. 19, and at
MoPac and Duval on Dec. 11; and a rolled-over vehicle at Kramer Lane and Metric
on Nov. 22.
IBM’s Broadmoor office park
off Burnet Road is a contender for Amazon.com’s second headquarters.[32]
A dozen businesses have opened at The Domain.[33]
Crews are constructing five big buildings.[34]
Media Indigest
Weekly newspaper Houston
Press has ceased its print edition. Reading between the lines of the Austin
Chronicle’s piece, the Chronicle is losing money.[35]
Business Roundup
The Dec. 15 Business Journal
reports developers want to build a mixed-use development in Georgetown “modeled
after a classic Italian village reflecting a region’s specific architecture and
culture,” region as yet to be determined.[36]
Hershey is buying local
company Amplify Snack Brands. Amplify insists Hershey pay the $1.6 billion price
tag in 100 Grand bars.[37]
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NOTES
[1] AD No. 194n7
(March 5, 2017); AD No. 198n4
(Sep. 4, 2017); Agresta, Michael. “Obamacare Lives!” AC 17 Nov. 2017: 20+;
Bender, Michael C., Janet Hook, and Richard Rubin. “Tax Vote Seals Victory
for Trump.” WSJ 21 Dec. 2017: A1+.
[2] AD No. 168n2
(Oct. 23, 2013); AD No. 190n5
(Aug. 30, 2016); AD No. 191n1
(Oct. 9, 2016).
[3] AD No. 169n13
(Nov. 22, 2013).
[4] Mulcahy,
Diane. The Gig Economy: The Complete Guide to Getting Better Work, Taking
More Time Off, and Financing the Life You Want. New York City: AMACOM,
2017.
[5] AD No. 185n13
(Nov. 17, 2015); Gershon, Illana. Down and Out in the New Economy: How
People Find (or Don’t Find) Work Today. Chicago: U of Chicago P, 2017:
Ch. 6.
[6] Gershon,
op. cit., 91.
[7] Ibid., 91.
[8] Trout,
Jack. Trout on Strategy: Capturing Mindshare, Conquering Markets. New
York City: McGraw-Hill, 2004: 60.
[9] AD No. 42n1
(Oct. 30, 2002).
[10] Passons,
Erin. You’ll Never Interview in This (Weird) Town Again: Job Hunting in
Austin and Living to Tell About It. Seattle. Amazon Digital Services,
2015.
[11]
Leibovich, Mark. “Funny or Die.” New York Times Sunday Magazine 18
Dec. 2016: MM50; Orrick, Dave. “Franken to Resign His Seat on Jan. 2.”
Pioneer Press 21 Dec. 2017: 1A+.
[12] Lyman,
Brian. “Alabama Votes Democrat in for Historic Change.” Montgomery (Ala.)
Advertiser 13 Dec. 2017: 1A+.
[13] Bugliosi,
Vincent, and Curt Gentry. Helter Skelter: The True Story of the Manson
Murders, rev. ed.
[14] AD No.
200n20 (Nov. 6, 2017); Hoskyns,
Barney. Waiting for the Sun: Strange Days, Weird Scenes & the Sounds of
Los Angeles.
[15] Barbaro,
Nick. “What a Difference a Year Makes.” AC 10 Nov. 2017: 8; King, Michael.
“Meat and Potatoes.” AC 10 Nov. 2017: 6+.
[16] “Austin
City Council Approves Increase in Austin Energy Pass-Through Charges.”
PowerPlus Nov. 2017: 1.
[17] Marloff,
Sarah. “ ‘Good for Austin.’ ” AC 24 Nov. 2017: 14-15.
[18] Caterine,
Joseph. “Manufactured Housing Money.” AC 15 Dec. 2017: 18.
[19] Wear,
Ben. “City Studies Chavez St. Chrunch.” AAS 22 Nov. 2017, final ed.: B1.
[20]
Hernandez, Nina. “Everybody out of the Pool Plan!” AC 15 Dec. 2017: 16.
[21] Findell,
Elizabeth. “Utility Lashed Over Answers on Water Bills.” AAS 18 Dec. 2018,
final ed.: A1.
[22] Marloff.
“Monica Loera’s Killer Gets 20 Years.” AC 10 Nov. 2017: 12.
[23] Findell.
“Rundberg Safer Now, but Future Uncertain.” AAS 17 Jan. 2017, state ed.: A1.
[24]
Hoffberger, Chase. “What a Mess.” AC 22 Dec. 2017: 8+.
[25]
Hernandez. “Former Firefighter out on Bond.” AC 24 Nov. 2017: 18.
[26] Garcia,
Ariana. “Aldi Grocery’s First Austin-Area Grand Opening Draws Hundreds.” AAS
10 Nov. 2017: B2.
[27] Blue
Genie Art Bazaar. Advertisement. AC 24 Nov. 2017: 3.
[28] Merchant,
Brian. The One Device: The Secret History of the iPhone. New York
City: Little, Brown and Co., 2017: 263-266.
[29] AD No.
200n36 (Nov. 6, 2017).
[30] San
Martin, Matthew. “Students Fear Another Semester of Unfavorable Living
Conditions.” Hilltop Views 6 Dec. 2017: 1-2.
[31] AD No.
195 (May 7, 2017); AD No. 196 (July 13, 2017).
[32] Buchholz,
Jan. “CEO Pitches Jeff Bezos on North Austin Site.” ABJ 10 Nov. 2017: 14.
[33]
“Impacts.” CIN Nov. 2017, Northwest Austin ed.: 4-5.
[34]
“Development Highlights.” CIN Nov. 2017, Northwest Austin ed.: 16-17.
[35] Curtin,
Kevin. “Stop the (Houston) Presses!” AC 10 Nov. 2017: 46.
[36] Salazar,
Daniel. “Slice of Italy Planned in Georgetown.” ABJ 15 Dec. 2017: B4.
[37] Sechler,
Bob. “Hershey Buying Austin’s Amplify.” AAS 19 Dec. 2017: B5.