Austin Dispatches | No. 218 | July 15, 2019 |
The Austin Chronicle’s July
12 calendar listings included a “Stand Up to Fascists” rally downtown the next
day.[1]
I can’t find any evidence in the local papers or online that it happened as
scheduled. Yet I’m certain the local mob of pinkos and enragés that would’ve
likely attended didn’t read Austin Dispatches’
previous disquisition on fascism.
Otherwise, the attendees
would really have something to protest – namely, the
policies dictated by our local power elite, such as environmentally
impactful civic works projects like toll roads and light rail,[2]
and sweetheart development deals for politically connected corporations, like
the soccer stadium to be built in my neighborhood. The June 28 Chronicle
inadvertently details various flaws with the proposed stadium that could scuttle
its viability – but not before it’s built, operational, and inconveniencing
those of us who live here.[3]
By this paragraph, those
anti-fascists would lose interest. Expectedly so. Even if the critique didn’t
hit too close to their professed worldview, they’re not the sort to be storming
the beaches in frontal assaults against machine gun nests.[4]
Simultaneously, the version of fascism I’m pointing out can’t even make the
trains run on time.[5]
Moreover, if they’re
interested in “thinking globally, acting locally,” to use a pervasive phrase
from my college days,[6]
they could protest less ideologically rigorous municipal problems, such as:
Austin’s municipal debt now
exceeds $6 billion, but experts profess not to worry.[7]
The Austin Independent School District raised employees’ pay by at least 6
percent.[8]
The City Council killed
downtown, its clubs, and probably Austin’s claim to be “Live Music Capital of
the World” by weakening penalties against panhandlers and loitering bums.[9]
In the real world, police charged a street bum for fatally stabbing another
downtown on July 4.[10]
On Jun. 20, the City Council
eliminated property tax exemptions on Lake Austin mansions, even though police
service out there is slow.[11]
Let’s see if the rich pinkos are faster at reconsidering their support for the
power elite’s prevailing policies that just screwed them.
In good news for a change,
Austin’s red light camera enforcement ceased June 1.[12]
However, motorcycle cops have orders to stop more drivers – not, the Austin
Police Department insists, to issue more revenue through tickets.[13]
A firefighter faces new felony charges.[14]
APD fired yet another officer.[15]
Another two officers are being sued in federal court by an arrestee for
“excessive force.”[16]
A county prison guard is under arrest for falsifying documents.[17]
Drug-related deaths in Travis County increased last year.[18]
State government’s $900
million building project north of the Capitol jeopardizes the parking spots I
use when I’m patronizing the UT library.[19]
Apple shifted production of
its Mac Pro from Austin to China to “achieve a better profit margin.”[20]
Another manufacturer is moving its facility from Austin to Hutto.[21]
Austin-Travis County
Emergency Medical Services officials reported seven motorcycle crashes during
the annual Republic of Texas Biker Rally.[22]
“Cooler than normal temperatures and recurring rainfall” have led to an uptick
in sightings of tarantulas on greenbelt trails.[23]
Tabled Motion
If municipal reform isn’t
how they want to improve the world, they can do something to benefit me
personally. I could use some skull-cracking minions to do my bidding.
For most of my life, I've
assumed merely having more money would ease the struggles of trying to improve
my circumstances. Lately, some issues related to buying my next computer forced
me to reconsider.
In one weekend, I learned
that a local Internet service provider I considered doesn't service my apartment
complex, so I'm stuck with AT&T for the foreseeable future. The
folding table that supported my
computer deserved replacement. The local stores didn’t stock what I needed.
OfficeDepotMax’s Web site listed the right table, but the corporate help desk
told me I’d have to call the local store, which in turn told me the company no
longer carries the item. Online retailer No. 2 was willing and able to sell to
me, but I’d have to buy a minimum of six.
I’ll be 50 soon, and every standard milestone I’m supposed to have achieved
by now could’ve been done in half that time, but for other people. What’s this
world coming to when they thwart me even when I’m trying to spend money?
Bicentennial
Bookend
One minor accomplishment: I
finally read a history of the American Bicentennial, “The Spirit of 1976” by
historian Tammy Gordon. Despite a few passages that read like she included them
to satisfy the pieties of academia, Gordon writes in a suitably bemused tone
about bureaucratic wrangling and hucksterism. She’s also a generational
contemporary and remembers the run-up to Independence Day 1976 itself as I do:
an 18-month barrage of hype, commercialism, and merchandising, unprecedented –
though we’ve since exceeded those benchmarks.[26]
In fairness, Gordon merely reaches the same conclusion as Mad magazine.[27]
By July 5, everyone had enough – more than enough – and moved on, which probably
accounts for why Gordon’s book may be the only one of its kind on the topic.
On
the Town
June 7:
Disconcertingly, several salseros also sported
tropic print shirts at Esquina Tango’s monthly social.[28]
More so than a Hawaiian party at Oskar Blues Brewery the next night.[29]
July 5: A birthday gal at Esquina Tango proclaimed me “hot as fuck” as we danced. “What do you think of that?”
I smirked. “I think you’re
right.”
Cultural Canapés
A reviewer for the June 7
Chronicle pans a feminist stage show for being tedious and dated – much like
feminism itself, but she lacked the guts to spell it out.[30]
New Orleanians conducted a
second-line funeral parade in honor of native son Dr. John the Night Tripper,
who left the stage of life June 6, age 77. Officially, he died of a heart
attack, but I suspect he really died of anguish upon divining that a Millennial
friend of mine didn’t know who he was.[31]
This, despite reading about him in Austin Dispatches.
Media Indigest
Speaking of Mad magazine,
this major influence on Austin Dispatches will cease
publication soon.[32]
Ownership of eight local radio stations and Texas Monthly changed hands.[33]
Neighborhood News
Three units at an apartment
complex off Metric Boulevard burned June 20.[34]
The night of July 13, I witnessed the aftermath of a vehicle disaster along the
northbound frontage road of MoPac Expressway by The Domain. On June 8, traffic
lights on Burnet Road from Rutland Drive to Longhorn Boulevard malfunctioned.
Thirteen businesses have
opened.[35]
A brewery filed for bankruptcy.[36]
The July 5 Chronicle includes a feature on 25 eateries at The Domain.[37]
The July 12 Business Journal profiles Charles Schwab’s chief information
officer, who works at Schwab’s North Austin campus.[38]
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NOTES
[1] “Civics
101.” AC 12 Jul. 2019: 8.
[2]
Clark-Madison, Mike. “Long Hard Road.” AC 21 Jun. 2019: 16+.
[3] Sanders,
Austin. “Shoot Your Shot.” AC 28 Jun. 2019: 16+.
[4] Harrison,
Gordon A. Cross-Channel Attack. Washington, D.C.: Dept. of the Army.
Office of the Chief of Military History, 1951. Rpt. Cross-Channel Attack:
The Official U.S. Army History of the Operation Overlord D-Day Invasion of
Normandy. St. Petersburg, Fla.: Red and Black Publishers, 2013.
[5] Johnson,
Paul. Modern Times: The World From the Twenties to the Nineties, rev.
ed. New York City: HarperPerennial, 1992: 100.
[6] Keyes,
Ralph. The Quote Verifier: Who Said What, Where, and When. New York
City: St. Martin’s Griffin, 2006: 78-79.
[7] Jankowski,
Philip. “Austin’s Debt Tops $6 Billion.” AAS 26 May 2019: A1+.
[8] Taboada,
Melissa B. “Austin District’s Employees to Get at Least 6 Percent Raise.”
AAS 14 Jun. 2019: A1+.
[9] Sanders,
Austin. “No Longer a Crime.” AC 28 Jun. 2019: 12-13.
[10] Bradshaw,
Kelsey. “Man Charged With Manslaughter in Fourth of July Death.” AAS 6 Jul.
2019: B3.
[11]
Jankowski. “City Council Repeals Lake Austin Tax Exemptions.” AAS 21 Jun.
2019: A1+; Jankowski. “Police Response Lags for Exempt Lakefront Homes.” AAS
20 Jun. 2019: A1+; Sanders. “Lake Austin Waterfront Tax Break Dries Up.” AC
28 Jun. 2019: 15; “Tax-Exempt Lake Austin Homes May Begin Paying City
Property Taxes for the First Time in 33 Years.” CIN Jun. 2019, Northwest
Austin ed.: Jun. 2019: 15.
[12] Zdun,
Matt, and Jankowski. “Austin’s Red Light Cameras Shuttered.” AAS 5 Jun.
2019: A1+.
[13]
Plohetski, Tony. “Motorcycle Officers Told to Stop More Drivers.” AAS 20
Jun. 2019: B1+.
[14] Marloff,
Sarah. “Firefighter Faces New Sex Charges.” AC 14 Jun. 2019: 11.
[15]
Plohetski. “Police: Officer Fired for Ties With Stalking Victim.” AAS 19
Jun. 2019: A1+.
[16] Hall,
Katie. “Woman Claims Police Used Excessive Force.” AAS 21 Jun. 2019: B1+;
Menchaca, Megan. “APD Officers Named in Excessive Force Suit.” AC 28 Jun.
2019: 14.
[17] Hall.
“Officials: Jail Officer Lied About Inmate Checks.” AAS 14 Jul. 2019: B1+.
[18] “After
Unexplained Dip, Drug-Related Deaths in Travis County Increased in 2018.”
CIN Jun. 2019, Northwest Austin ed.: 15.
[19] Sechler,
Bob. “Capitol Building Boom.” AAS 7 Jul. 2019: A1+.
[20] “Report:
Apple Moves Production From Austin to China.” ABJ 5 Jul. 2019: 11.
[21]
“Manufacturer to Move Operations From Austin.” ABJ 31 May 2019: 7.
[22] Garcia,
Ariana. “EMS Reports More Crashes, but No Fatalities During ROT Rally.” AAS
17 Jun. 2019: B4.
[23] Wilson,
Mark D. “Tarantulas on the Move in Central Texas.” AAS 15 Jul. 2019: B1+.
[26]
AD No. 182n7
(June 29, 2015); Gordon, Tammy S. The
Spirit of 1976: Commerce, Community, and the Politics of Commemoration.
Amherst, Mass.: U of Massachusetts P, 2013.
[27] Jacobs,
Frank, and Harry North. “The Bauble Hymn of the Republic.” Mad Dec.
1976: 22-23.
[28] Hope,
Dale et al. The Aloha Shirt: Spirit of the Islands, rev. ed. Ventura,
Calif.: Patagonia Books, 2016.
[29] AD No.
190n26 (Aug. 30, 2016); “To-Do
List.” CIN May 2019, Northwest Austin ed.: 11.
[30] Graglia,
F. Carolyn. Domestic Tranquility: A Brief Against Feminism. Dallas:
Spence Publishing Co., 1998; Jones, Laura. “Pam Who?” AC 7 Jun. 2019: 22.
[31] Edwards,
Garvin. “Dr. John, of Voodoo Beads, Feathers and New Orleans Sound, Dies at
77.” NYT 6 Jun. 2019, New York ed.: A23; Spera, Keith. “Celebrating an
Icon.” New Orleans Advocate 8 Jun. 2019: 1A+.
[32] Tracy,
Marc, and Lee Edmunds. “A 67-Year-Old Smart Aleck Heads Toward the Pulp
Pile.” NYT 6 Jul. 2019: B1+.
[33] “8 Austin
Radio Stations Get New Owner.” AAS 11 Jun. 2019: B5-6; King, Michael.
“Billionaire Buys Texas Monthly.”
AC 28 Jun. 2019: 11; “Texas Monthly Gets New Ownership, Again.” AAS 26 Jun.
2019: B7+.
[34] Huber,
Mary. “8 Displaced After Apartment Fire, Officials Say.” AAS 21 Jun. 2019:
B5.
[35]
“Impacts.” CIN May 2019, Northwest Austin ed.: 6-7; “Impacts.” CIN Jun.
2019, Northwest Austin ed.: 6-7; “WP Engine Expands to The Domain.” ABJ 31
May 2019: 9.
[36] Thompson,
Paul. “Celis Avoids Foreclosure With Ch. 11 Bankruptcy.” ABJ 5 Jul. 2019: 4.
[37] “Domain
Name.” AC 5 Jul. 2019: 34-36.
[38] Cronin,
Mike. “Long Path Led Him to Schwab’s C-Suite.” ABJ 12 Jul. 2019: A16.